I should be napping. But no - for my own amusement, I visited this site, using my headshot from what seems like a zillion years ago. For your amusement, I present you with the following:
Sex-ay. In the style of Alphonse Mucha.
Baby face. Thank God my children don't look like this. I'd send 'em back.
This looks like my friend Steven. He just won $25,000 on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
If I were a Pokemon character.
If my father had been Bubbles the Chimp.
Hey Hubs - see what you have to look forward to?
This one, however, melts my heart.