Monday, April 28, 2008

Eviction notice

Dear Gumdrop,

You are hereby requested to vacate your current residence no later than May 14, 2008 at approximately 1 p.m. However, today marking the full term status of your gestation, you are requested to vacate as soon as possible. You have not violated the terms of your lease, however you have overstepped several boundaries, leaving the property manager uncomfortable and displeased with the idea of you staying any longer.

In simpler terms - GET OUT!

Lovingly yours,

Your mama

1 comment:

Matter Of Fact Mommy said...

this is classic... however, you know i would have dropped a few f-bombs and made some hateful remarks. but that's just me. yours is a very nice, but firm, letter. ;)